I hate when I’m instant messaging with someone and it goes from:
“Friend is typing” to “Friend has entered text”.
I feel like the “Friend has entered text” lasts way too long. What are you doing, Friend? Are you sitting there, looking at what you wrote me and wondering if I can handle it? Is it a joke you think I won’t get? Are you breaking up with me but you’re scared to pull the plug?!
Just hit Enter already!!
And then… without fail they send: “yep”
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So it’s been a while since I read your blog. I got all sorts of caught up on your life. It took much longer than it should have because I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes.
So I was thinking… you and Jade need to have a write off.